The Worst Date Nobody Left — A Comedy Play
A comedy play with a closing song, written by Sandra Morgan.
One first date. Three characters. A very unfortunate pair of trousers.
Claire and Ethan arrive determined to make a good impression. A dropped knife leads to a ripped seam, a wig lands somewhere it shouldn’t, and an expensive manicure begins abandoning ship. Their politely serious waiter keeps helping, which somehow makes everything worse.
Based on Sandra Morgan’s original five-scene comedy play, this video combines recorded character dialogue, visual storytelling, and the closing song Same Man, Different Pants.
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Interested in a live production? The original script features five scenes and three speaking characters: Claire, Ethan, and the waiter. For script review, live-performance licensing, or music licensing inquiries, contact rustwoodtrading@gmail.com.
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Three Cocktails and a Chaser
A comedy by Sandra Morgan. Three women. Three different lives. One hilarious night.
Longtime girlfriends Rosa, Debbie, and Vanessa meet at Butterfly Point Lounge for cocktails, outrageous stories, and grown-woman confessions. Their laughter, arguments, and friendship lead to an unexpected idea. The play is the night that gives birth to that idea, not the club itself.
This eight-scene comedy is presented with still images and recorded dialogue and includes the song Cocktails and Chaser at the end.
For script review and live-performance licensing inquiries, contact Sandra Morgan at rustwoodtrading@gmail.com.
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Men, Bullets, Horses & Shit (Check Your Guns at the Door)
A comedy by Sandra Morgan. Three ex-husbands. Cold beer. Chicken wings. And a conversation they weren’t supposed to hear.
Frank, Sam, and Tony meet at The Meat Head Bar & Chicken Wings for an evening with friends. When nearby women start discussing ex-husbands whose names sound a little too familiar, their peaceful night takes an unexpected turn.
The companion comedy to Three Cocktails and a Chaser gives Debbie’s, Vanessa’s, and Rosa’s ex-husbands their own side of the story. Eight scenes lead from friendly teasing and wounded pride to the creation of Three Hooks & a Catch, where the women receive a very personal invitation.
Cowboy hats are optional. Laughter is encouraged.
The companion song is Game’s Still On, written by Sandra Morgan.
For script review and live-performance licensing inquiries, contact Sandra Morgan at rustwoodtrading@gmail.com.
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Too Many Nuts & One Sock Puppet — Part One: The Madness Begins
A six-scene comedy written by Sandra Kay Morgan.
Welcome to the Cannon family, where secrets multiply, tempers explode, and absolutely nothing goes according to plan!
Too Many Nuts & One Sock Puppet — Part One: The Madness Begins introduces a wonderfully dysfunctional family whose everyday life turns into a ridiculous series of arguments, suspicious discoveries, and unexpected revelations.
Will, the 75-year-old family patriarch, believes his military-style authority can keep everyone in line. Unfortunately, his family has other ideas. Ruth is determined to keep the household under control, while Thomas, her sarcastic husband, has a talent for making every situation worse.
Across six hilarious scenes, the family battles cannon chaos, a disastrous breakfast operation, a family meeting from hell, a cupboard full of trouble, a sock puppet that seems to know far too much, and a basement hiding secrets nobody was prepared to discover.
As accusations fly and the family’s secrets begin to unravel, the madness grows bigger with every scene. And just when it seems things couldn't possibly get any more ridiculous, the family discovers that the biggest trouble may be the secrets they've been keeping from one another.
Featuring six comedy-packed scenes
- The Cannons
- Operation Breakfast
- The Family Meeting from Hell
- The Cupboard of Trouble
- The Sock That Knows Too Much
- The Secret in the Basement
Part One: The Madness Begins is a family comedy filled with outrageous personalities, absurd situations, sharp sarcasm, and escalating chaos. It's the first chapter in a two-part comedy adventure where family secrets, questionable decisions, and one very suspicious sock puppet set the stage for even bigger trouble.
The companion song, Too Many Nuts & One Sock Puppet, features a Country Rock sound.
The madness begins here. And this family is only getting started!
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Too Many Nuts & One Sock Puppet — Part 2
The Cannon family’s outrageous comedy conclusion, written by Sandra Kay Morgan.
The Cannon family is back, and the sock puppet is climbing the chain of command!
A missing-page investigation turns into an improvised courtroom, where a sock puppet earns more respect than anyone else. The family declaration promises dignity, calm discussion, and reasonable behavior. Naturally, the Cannons struggle with every word of it.
Will insists on military discipline. Thomas supplies questionable theories and relentless sarcasm. Ruth delivers the sharpest remarks in the room. Kyle gives the puppet its commanding presence, while Henry discovers just how much authority a sock can acquire. And Grace? She just wants one normal day.
From the puppet’s courtroom and the search for the missing page to the family declaration and the most ridiculous ceremony in history, the chaos builds toward one final battle: who gets to sit beside the newly appointed guardian?
This concluding part ends with the original musical finale, All Rise for the Sock Puppet, written by Sandra Kay Morgan.
Too many nuts. One sock puppet. And not a single normal person in the house!
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